Data Entry 0X34B75: Memoir of the Mastermind

It's New Years Eve, 12:00 midnight is the end of this pathetic, insane, and pointless year. 2011 brings in a new oppertunity to take over this human infested planet. I'm sure i'll conjure some plans soon, it is only a matter of time until I put the final pieces together. I spent the entire day observing the humans, watching them get ready to celebrate the upcoming year. Time ticks slowly away soon time will be up and this year will be forgotten. When the clock strikes midnight I will look forward to the future there is no reason to dwell in the past, tommorrow will bring me my victory. Until then, cheers to a New Year.

I thought it would only take about an hour to eject a most brilliant plan from my impressive intellect. Turns out it took 3 to get started, another two to actually write something down, and a final one to realize I had nothing. What could I possibly be expieriencing I have gone years without a single case of writers block but now... I guess I just need a vacation or something but I can't leave the spot of evil mastermind vacant. Wait... bingo! I could do auditions to find someone to take my place, its simply a brilliant idea. I get the credit for whatever havoc the wreak aswell. Then its settled I shall host auditions and the winner gets to be The Stand in of the Dead.

I understand no human could possibly be a perfect stand in for me, but, they have to meet certain expectations:

1: They must have gained a hatred for humans

2: They must be intellegent and have at there disposal atleast a 25-40 IQ level

3: They must in no way be gullible

4: They must show no mercy to there enemies

Those are my expectation for my ideal stand in.